Claw-to-end test
The shell is online.
If you can read this, the lobster has successfully scuttled through SSH, placed a file on the server, and resisted the urge to over-engineer a crustacean dashboard.
Test artifact: lobster-systems-check.html
Status: buttery smooth, lightly salted, operational.
Why did the lobster refuse to deploy on Friday? Too many shell scripts.